Chicks before Dicks.

Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.

When a girl cries over a guy, he’s off limits.

You are never in any case to date a friend’s ex.

Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.

Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.

In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.

When dating, a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.

When consumed for it’s antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.

If you wan’t to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.

If you drop your girlfriends as soon as you have a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.